I have to share this quickly so that I don't forget and I can tease him about it when he is a teenager.
Nate (to Josh & I): Can I take male enlargement pills?
Kim: What?!
Nate: Can I take some male enlargement pills?
Josh: Nate, where did you hear about male enlargement pills?
Nate: Grandpa gave me some hunting magazines to read and there is an advertisement inside for male enlargement pills. I am the shortest in my class almost. Please can I take them?
Josh: No Nate.
Nate: Seriously Dad, most of my friends are a whole foot taller than me.
Josh: NO!
I couldn't answer him because I was hiding behind the counter laughing.
Yesterday Josh and I took him out to dinner for his 10th birthday. On the way to the restaurant this was the conversation:
Nate: Mom, Dad I really want to take male enlargement pills. I am waaaay shorter than all the boys and I hate it. If I took male enlargement pills I would be taller and be able to play basketball better.
Josh: Nate, you will get taller soon. You are in a growth spurt right now.
Nate: But one of the advertisements guaranteed that you could grow 5 inches in 60 days or your money back.
I didn't hear anything after this. I was doubled over so he couldn't see me laughing. Poor Josh has been in a position where he could be seen both times.
Nate (to Josh & I): Can I take male enlargement pills?
Kim: What?!
Nate: Can I take some male enlargement pills?
Josh: Nate, where did you hear about male enlargement pills?
Nate: Grandpa gave me some hunting magazines to read and there is an advertisement inside for male enlargement pills. I am the shortest in my class almost. Please can I take them?
Josh: No Nate.
Nate: Seriously Dad, most of my friends are a whole foot taller than me.
Josh: NO!
I couldn't answer him because I was hiding behind the counter laughing.
Yesterday Josh and I took him out to dinner for his 10th birthday. On the way to the restaurant this was the conversation:
Nate: Mom, Dad I really want to take male enlargement pills. I am waaaay shorter than all the boys and I hate it. If I took male enlargement pills I would be taller and be able to play basketball better.
Josh: Nate, you will get taller soon. You are in a growth spurt right now.
Nate: But one of the advertisements guaranteed that you could grow 5 inches in 60 days or your money back.
I didn't hear anything after this. I was doubled over so he couldn't see me laughing. Poor Josh has been in a position where he could be seen both times.
